Kendall,

It’s been four hours. The household heard me bawl my eyes out. Though we had what would be my first ever amicable breakup, I’ve drowned my sorrows in nine mini chocolate crinkles for brunch. For the past few hours I’ve cried to Ariana Grande, Bruno Mars, James Blunt, Katelyn Tarver, Lady Antebellum, Mariah Carey, and Taylor Swift among others.

My eyes are bloodshot and puffy, and my nose is runny. The gang and Camille are mad, but Katie and I managed to diffuse tension. She’s leaving too. “Devastated” is the understatement of the century. At least she promised to keep in touch with the occasional update. I wish you didn’t break yours when you said you’d never break my heart, or leave.

I can’t bring myself to get mad or hate you. We had the perfect relationship and I felt like a queen during the time we spent together. You were honest, loyal, romantic, and the perfect gentleman. You'll always have a special place in my heart, and I’ll still be here for you if you ever need a friend. I won’t treat Katie differently and hopefully, Camille doesn’t get tired of me.

I’ll keep the bling, the memories, the messages, the pictures, and even some of your shirts. *sticks tongue out* I wish you the absolute best in life Kendall, and a speedy recovery too. I love you. There are plenty of fish in the sea, but you’re always and forever my Nemo.

Yours Truly,

~Jo