Thank you for you submission,

To be applicable for this the requirements are as follows:

To love life

To love yourself

To live an independent life, free of needing others.

You seem to be having trouble with the second category, do not worry, it's perfectly normal.

We humbly await your next application of self acceptance and forgiving yourself.

Your love life will arrive soon, shortly after the other requirements.

Our sincerest apologies for taking so very long, and we thank you for being patient and resubmitting your application so many times.

It seems we have found someone, several people in fact who can't wait to meet you and love life together, sharing a love life.

They too will be sent your way as soon as possible.

We hope to do more business with you in future.

This.

That is the single greatest comment I have ever seen on a letter here. Period.

hahaha who ever you are youre awesome and love will come your way :) just keep loving life :)

THAT COMMENT THO!!!!!! best thing I've ever seen before! lolz!

and um I've submitted all those, the bf part is taking a while... i'll be patient ...but I wish I didn't have to be! ;P

Why thank you.

That comment is THE BEST one I have ever read!