My neighbor, I don't even know how old she is (probably in her late 50s) is a fucking legend. I admire her.

She can flirt up a storm and spit out jokes like there's no tomorrow with any man she encounters. That woman has more guys on her tail than a bleach-blonde VS model. 

Is she attractive? Nah, not really in that sort of way. But her personality outshines all physical aspects of her. And I aspire to be just like her one day. To have enough wit to fill in for my many flaws.