you're so talented and beautiful and intelligent and funny and im a waffle

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  • anonymous lover
9 years ago

Be the best fucking waffle there is, then:-)

  • someone with enough self-esteem to think maybe she's the subject of this letter
9 years ago

but i like waffles. especially with chocolate chips in them. can you be a chocolate chip waffle for me? lactose-free, if that's possible. thank you, please take my menu back to the kitchen. you know, i don't want anything on my table but you and the tablecloth and the plate and the utensils for digging into you (you're a waffle, remember?).

  • anonymous lover
9 years ago

But...but waffles are fucking awesome why would you not want to be a waffle? Im sure your a fucking awesome person dude.

  • anonymous lover
9 years ago

idk waffles are pretty fucking delicious, i wouldn't say you were "just" a waffle at all

  • anonymous lover
9 years ago

waffle i admire your typing skillz

  • anonymous lover
9 years ago

waffles, friends, work ;) you're awesome

  • ssshhhhhh...
9 years ago

But... wafles are apart of something important... (its food)

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