So at my school, in addition to your usual pot dealers, there is a sandwich dealer. Yes, you read that right. SANDWICH. I always thought that was code for some drug or something, but no, he actually sells sandwiches. I've never seen him, but apparently he exists. Public school lunch is really gross, but there is a rule that no one can sell things on campus. Thus he is a "dealer".

Yesterday, I forgot my lunch. You know where this is going. I wasn't going to buy school lunch. I was starving though. But I had no idea where to find this guy, how much the sandwiches were, or what was in them. I was sharing some snacks with my friends when the cutest boy jumped into the seat next to me. The dean approached our table and started yelling about suspension because he was selling sandwiches. HE IS SO CUTE OMG AND HE WAS THE SANDWICH DEALER AHHH

Long story short, I now have a crush on a sandwich dealer...