Seems like everyone has someone. You can't ever tell if someone is single or not just by looking at them. Sometimes the nerdiest guy in your class, who doesn't look like he gets any chicks has a girlfriend.

And then you go one your love's Facebook profile. "Single," it says. Huzzah! How can such a handsome boy be single? He hasn't had a girlfriend in two years (knock on wood). You look at your profile. "Single," it says. Hmmmmmm. If only one of you would make a move. Otherwise it will stay fantasy. He is so good looking, he can easily get a girl. Is he waiting for someone?

Ohhh gosh. I wish this torment would end. You live so far away. I want to see your beautiful face and charming smile. Please, be mine.

~K