You got really really drunk and told me you're going to marry me.
After college, of course, you clarified, a few moments before you puked.
And you know what? I love you so much that, yeah, I'll marry you. After college, of course.
" I say hurl. if you blow chunks and she comes back she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, it was never meant to be."
This is so sweet