To the UPS guy who just came knocking on my door:

Thanks a ton for the eye candy.

U - unbelievably

P - painfully

S - sexy

3 comments add comment

  • anonymous lover
one year ago

I’d rather read the book than look at the cover- who is he really?

  • anonymous lover
one year ago

I’m not about to marry him. He had a sense of humor is all I know about the “book.”

  • Blue
one year ago

ohmygod this is hilarious

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