Last night my boyfriend and I started making out and it was really sweet, when suddenly he reached under the pillow and whipped out something, I couldn't see what in the dark.
Until he shot me in the face with something.
It was a nerf dart. He hid a nerf gun under our pillow and then made out with me to trap me so he could shoot me with the gun.
I laughed so hard we couldn't go back to making out for a looooong time. I love how much he makes me laugh. I'm gonna marry him someday.
(I'm already planning on how to get him back. Next time he leaves the bedroom to pee, I'm gonna hide under his bed and grab his ankle to scare the shit out of him).