A coworker was introducing us to each other, not knowing that we’d been talking, although only here and there, for a few days.

Him: “So do you know each other already?”

Me (mumbling and shy): “Uhh, uhmmm, yeah, I think, yeah, a little bit...”

You (with total, mischievous confidence, winking at me and raising your eyebrows and with a gigantic grin that could all have been interpreted as “we’re sleeping together”): “Well, I don’t know, do we know each other?”

Him/his face: [what the hell is going on???]

Me/my face: [what the hell, we’re at work here, who does that???]

Still, it meant nothing, apparently. Women are weirder than they think.