Watching a game show this morning with Wild Man while we have our morning coffee. And a question pops up that asks what a pudu is, the answer choices are; deer, horse, bear, or sheep.

He said, “Horse.”

I looked at him like, “the fuck? A pudu is a deer.”

him, “bet.”

Me, “alright, I’ll bet.”

Guess who was right? Me. 

Then the asshats gonna say, “lucky guess.”

Mf I spent my entire childhood with my nose in an ‘animal encyclopedia‘, complete with pictures, names, and scientific names. I probably know more about the anatomy of his dog than he does. Animal planet and discovery channel was my shit back in the day when they had good shows.

I woulda won that 50,000 no problem. You stick to painting and I’ll stick to random animal facts. ?

~Del ?