You know that I know you were checking up on me AND you know I totally would blah blah blah pork you. Whether or not you post here does not matter to me because I will just blurt stuff out anywhere. That's why you won't approach me and you're being sly and sneaky
I know because I know!
I can sense it and feel it in my bones and my toes
That's why I sent you a handwritten letter
Then I did one of those silly numerology things and dug deeper on the web about you and my face got warm. We aren't just doppelgangers. This is some past lives strangeness I don't understand. Please talk to me in person instead of passive social media.