I used to worry if I sent off mixed signals, but I don’t! I send off no signals whatsoever. I’ve become a master at completely concealing my emotions towards people. Isn’t that wonderful?
Now I’ll never be in an awkward situation again! No one will ever know if I like them! Hooray! I‘ll never be able to display interest! Woohoo! Guess I won’t flirt. Big deal! The important part is that I’ll never ever have to face romantic rejection.
:) yay