i haven't lived a second of life in your shoes, and honestly i don't think my feet quite fit
so when i ask you to sleep all i can ask is for you try with me, while i make me hobbit feet fit
if it doesn't work, i'm not angry, i'm glad you attempt
because all we can do is keep stretching out those shoes of yours to make room for two
and it won't be quick, but it will be fun, i can tell you that
-koops