You’re a CREEP. You would only know that shit if you had installed a camera or mic in my phone, or if you are actually psychic. Either way, you got problems, and it’s def not a crush on me. It’s such mundane stuff, yet you are fixated on me. Get a life.

You do know that I’m not actually old, right? Not that it would bother me if I was. Looks like someone’s got a complex about their age.