You are so taken, that I have this weird fantasy of being able to obtain a clone of you for myself. The problem is- I’d probably be in a waiting list, for there are several of the female (and I am pretty darn sure 1 of the male) persuasion that want you just as badly as I do. 

How can such a nice, intelligent, handsome, blue-eyed girl magnet be so close and yet so far from me?!?!?!