A fellow facebook friend of mine,
Facebook keeps suggesting I send a msg to you and say “hello”, I don’t know if this is a coincidence or not, but I’ve been wanting to say hello to you for the longest time now, my friends tell me all the time to, but now facebook?
This must mean something, or maybe I’m just a psycho who believes in fate? It’s facebook for crying out loud…
Maybe soon, you’ll take notice of me, and… ugh, nevermind.
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