Are you ready for a numbers game? Because here we go . . .

In the 14 years I lived in the same 7,600-population town with you, we never met.

Out of 260 colleges within our state, we both picked the same one, 2 years apart. This school gets 10,000 applications per year and only accepts 3,000. We were both accepted. 

There is a 70/30 female-to-male ratio on campus, which means you had to swim through 2100 girls before bumping into me.

Out of the 180 days of that school year, we met on day 1.

Since that day, I've had exactly 0 interest in anyone else.