You can't buy me with a mixed drink. My body costs more than a five dollar house whiskey or a couple shots. Hit on me all you want, I'll reciprocate when I'm ready and not because you got the door or drove me home. Home runs come after first, second and third base, but first you have to earn your way into the park. So this drink is a ticket to a good seat and an invitation to the game but any fool knows there are nine whole innings to go before you get in.