crush- "you owe me 1/2 dance still"
Me- "you don't want to dance with me because all I can offer you is sweaty palms and awkward conversation"
crush- "you sold me"
Me- "I sold you on what?"
crush- "You sold me on you"
WELL THANKS NOW MY HEARTS GOING TO IMPLODE, SO GOOD LUCK GETTING ANOTHER SLOW DANCE WITH A CORPSE