You and your stupid leaf are so damn cute. 

Seriously, why cant you be a normal person and admire the cherry blossoms instead? You just had to find a totally inconspicuous thing and find it interesting enough to pick up off the damn muddy ground. And for what other purpose than to look at it closely and admire the freaking pattern.

I hate you and your weirdness so damn much.

-writer just so done with artist